Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Can you be a true playa for real...with a Facebook account?

Maybe it's just me, but can you be a true playa for real and have a Facebook account?

Webster (slang) defines a 'playa' as someone who dates more than one person at a time, usually just for sex or other perks. Will typically do anything to have sex with someone, lie, cheat, steal with a great deal of deception with a hint of discetion.

Given this or anything close to it, how does Facebook fit into a playa's playbook?

I mean really, would a true playa for real telegraph his every move throughout the day?
.... I'm just waken up, bout to go brush my teeth
....Yo, heading to the gym to work on my pecks
....I'm in the drive thru at Micky D's, can I biggy size the Asian chicken salad?
....Yeah, I'm going to my boy's house for a party tonight, you know I'm wearing my wifebeaters

And what's the deal with all the pictures of 'Mr playa' from everywhere he's been?

The reason for all the pictures of different women would be??????what????????

Here are some things Webster wanted to say, but for whatever reason didn't. 

So, allow me:
A true playa for real....
....needs flexibility for deniability
....doesn't need 400 friends
....doesn't advertise his many female interests (victims)
....doesn't create more questions than he's willing or able to answer
....is not the type to live his life out loud
....aint gonna have his business out there like that
....knows that you can't biggy size a f**kin Asian chicken salad

Facebook by definition is a social networking tool where wall postings are basically a public conversation.  What part of this is compatible or complimentary to 'the game'?

That being said,

Pimpsay....respect the game or get the f**k out and let the true playas for real play.

I'll catch y'all next Monday.  Sorry I posted a day late.  I had some sh*t to do.

1 comment:

  1. We forgive the delay, Pimpsay. And I know exactly the type of dude you are talking about...

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