Why am I 35+ and still single??? she asks....

Why am I 35+ and still single? she asks....

There is no definitive answer for why a woman would be 35+ and still single.  It is very much an individual journey. A journey with ups and downs, twists and turns that are unique to every 35+ single woman out there. 

Now this post isn't for those women who are reading this right now and thinking to themselves, "Hmph, I'm single right now cause I wanna be".  That right there is a whole other post just waiting to be written. 

This is for those women who honestly can't understand why no man has swept them off their feet by now.  For the sake of full disclosure ladies, I really don't know why you're 35+ and can't exhale yet.  But let me run a few possible reasons by you that have come to me over the years......

Maybe you're 35+ and still single because.............

...you've spent the last decade measuring guys up against your list of 'Must Haves' and never spent any time working on your own 'Must Haves'.  How interesting are you? How deep is your pool?  Remember ladies, you're not the only ones with checklists.

...you've spent 6 of your prime years engaged to some guy believing that he was going to marry you.  It would have been  6+, but his baby mamma 'To Be' didn't want their child born out of wedlock. 

...when you were in college, you thought it was a good idea to give blow jobs at a frat party while being video taped. YOUTUBE....Who Knew? Can't blame that one on the Henni.


...when you were 23, if he didn't have a yellow gold grill and Thug Life ink'd across his chest, then he wasn't mysterious enough for you.  Now you're 35+ and trying to figure out your own damn mystery.

...when you were 25, you had sex with him on the first night and woke up at his place thinking he was your man--only to be asked to leave so he could meet his boo for Sunday Brunch.

...when you were 27, you spent 2 years thinking he really was gonna leave his wife for you.

...when you were 30, you married him believing that he only smoked crack on the weekends.

...when you were 33, you didn't realize that that loud noise you were hearing was your biological clock ticking like a BOMB!

Now here you are, 35+ and still single.....WTF?

Next Monday, PimpSay offers some hope.

WTF Moments.........

Let me share with you what I call WTF moments.......

You're giving him a blowjob and you look up and see him yawning......WTF?

He takes you to some chicks birthday party and all of the guests thank 'HIM' for inviting them.....WTF?

You're number 6 on his T Mobile Fav 5.....WTF?

He gets up to walk the dog during sex. Did I mention that it's his neigbhors dog?.....WTF?

He gets a tattoo on the small of his back......WTF?

You find a used home pregnancy test in the trash and your 'friend' already came this month....WTF?

He takes you to Hedonism Couples Resort in Jamaica and the person at the front desk says to him...."Welcome back". Did I mention that you two have been living together for 3 years....WTF?

Your girlfriend sees your man coming out of Victoria's Secret on February 12th with a purchase and all you get on Valentine's Day is a box of chocolates from CVS.....WTF?

You open your credit card statement and see a charge from Victoria's Secret on February 12th....WTF?

What are some of your WTF moments?

Check PimpSay out next Monday and see WTF is up.

Worthy Comments from the past

Break down these lines:
I need some space.
My battery died on my cell phone, so I couldn't call you.
Me and my wife are having problems.
I love you I am just not IN love with you.....

PimpSay said...
I need some space.........I don’t want to stop f**king you, but I do want to stop paying for by it putting all the time in. I don’t want to talk on the phone unless we are talking about when you’re coming over to give me some ass. And when you do come over, your ass definitely aint spending the night. I don’t want to drop by during prime on the prowl dawg time unless I’m getting some ass.

My battery died on my cell phone, so I couldn’t call you........Pay attention ladies. This is the playa that played himself early on by Overpaying from jump. He called you all the time, sent text messages to you at work and got you trained to expect the sh*t all the time. Now some other little honey with a big booty has caught his eye and wants a time (tick tock) refund on the investment he made in you. You know, I thought about that line for a minute and what I realized was that, I don’t think my cell phone battery has ever died. I asked a few male friends the same thing and although they’ve used that line before, their phone batteries have never died either. Now I know for a fact that this happens to women all the time. Their constantly on the phone with their girlfriends using up their minutes, 150 text messages over their limit, forgetting to charge it up at night, makes sense. But for a man? That’s like an Urban Legend or something, right up there with the one OGs used in the 1970s, "that’s funny, my car ran out gas". So "W", all I can say is, you believe want you want to believe, but know this……he’s lying.

Me and my wife are having problems.........Let me say this as clearly as I can, I don’t recommend any woman getting involved with a married man. The best advice I could give you would be to tell you that when you hear that line, and it is a line, put your drink down, get up from the table, leave the theatre, take his d*ck out of your mouth, whatever position you are currently in, just turn and walk away.

I love you I am just not in love with you.........I love driving my other bit**es around in your car, but when it’s time for an oil change, you should take it back to the dealership.I love the fact that you put me on your Verizon Family plan, but when that $600 phone bill comes in, you shoulda increased your minutes.

PimpSay………I think you know where I’m going with this one ladies. And if you don’t, well hell, I love you too, I am just not in love with you. When should I expect my Xbox 360?

Ladies, YOU gotta work as a Team

We won't change until you make us change. Don't take this all on your shoulders individually, it's the collective you (women) I'm talking to.

I can't tell you how many times I've had to listen to women complain about why we men do the things we do, why we say the things we say and why we treat you the way we do.
It's very simple. The reason we won't change is because we don't have to. We know that if you don't do the things we want you to do, believe the things we tell you or tollerate the way we treat you, basically put up with our bullshit, then we will find another woman or two who will. Maybe even a friend of yours.

Listen, most of us men know it's not right the way we do you, but the truth is, 'YOU' make it sooo easy for us to be with you that when a woman comes along with requirements and a set of standards we have to live up to in order to be with her, we move on. Why do all of that work when the next woman in line will do anything just to say she has a man. You can be mad if you want, but you know I'm not lyin.
If you want us to be better men, then 'YOU' have to be better women. "YOU' need to work together and raise your standards for us men to be with 'YOU'. If we know that we have to raise our game to get with "YOU', then guess what, we will raise our game like you wouldn't believe. The problem is, "YOU' guys betray each other. 'YOU' break ranks, 'YOU' have weak links in your chain, making it easier for us to pick 'YOU' off one chicken head at a time.

Like I said ladies, I know it's not right, but this aint about what's right. It's about what is.
And what it is is...............when 'YOU' step up your game, we'll step up our game.

Ladies first.

PimpSay is Back!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I'm back from my year long hiatus. I can honestly say that the inspiration for my return were the many encounters over the past year with some very remarkable and fascinating women. Some might even say out of the ordinary. Hmmm, is there such a creature as an ordinary women? I know........I know, contradiction in terms.

So thank you ladies.........for Everything. For Everything that you do for us, for Everything that you put up with, for Everything that you accept and embrace, for Everything you see but don't see, for Everything you hear but don't hear, for Everything that you buy from us and end up paying full price.

Now that I've gotten that out, I was thinking that on my return, I would focus my early weekly postings on addressing this dynamic. My goal is not to change you, but to enlighten you to what's really going on in the game and maybe you will decide to play by the rules in a way that benefits you.

I haven't forgotten about my boyz. There are definately some things we need to discuss, but since chivalry still has a pulse, I'm gonna let the ladies step to the front of the line.

I invite you all to participate with me. Send me your comments and questions, share your experiences and the experiences of others and let's see if we can have some fun with this as we dissect this thing we call the "Game".

So every Monday, a new topic will be posted and we will spend the week bantering back and forth.

I think it's going to be fun..........PimpSay Let's Play!!!!!!!!!