Worthy Comments from the past

Break down these lines:
I need some space.
My battery died on my cell phone, so I couldn't call you.
Me and my wife are having problems.
I love you I am just not IN love with you.....

PimpSay said...
I need some space.........I don’t want to stop f**king you, but I do want to stop paying for by it putting all the time in. I don’t want to talk on the phone unless we are talking about when you’re coming over to give me some ass. And when you do come over, your ass definitely aint spending the night. I don’t want to drop by during prime on the prowl dawg time unless I’m getting some ass.

My battery died on my cell phone, so I couldn’t call you........Pay attention ladies. This is the playa that played himself early on by Overpaying from jump. He called you all the time, sent text messages to you at work and got you trained to expect the sh*t all the time. Now some other little honey with a big booty has caught his eye and wants a time (tick tock) refund on the investment he made in you. You know, I thought about that line for a minute and what I realized was that, I don’t think my cell phone battery has ever died. I asked a few male friends the same thing and although they’ve used that line before, their phone batteries have never died either. Now I know for a fact that this happens to women all the time. Their constantly on the phone with their girlfriends using up their minutes, 150 text messages over their limit, forgetting to charge it up at night, makes sense. But for a man? That’s like an Urban Legend or something, right up there with the one OGs used in the 1970s, "that’s funny, my car ran out gas". So "W", all I can say is, you believe want you want to believe, but know this……he’s lying.

Me and my wife are having problems.........Let me say this as clearly as I can, I don’t recommend any woman getting involved with a married man. The best advice I could give you would be to tell you that when you hear that line, and it is a line, put your drink down, get up from the table, leave the theatre, take his d*ck out of your mouth, whatever position you are currently in, just turn and walk away.

I love you I am just not in love with you.........I love driving my other bit**es around in your car, but when it’s time for an oil change, you should take it back to the dealership.I love the fact that you put me on your Verizon Family plan, but when that $600 phone bill comes in, you shoulda increased your minutes.

PimpSay………I think you know where I’m going with this one ladies. And if you don’t, well hell, I love you too, I am just not in love with you. When should I expect my Xbox 360?